“Here they come to snuff the rooster Yeah here come the rooster, yeah You know he ain’t gonna die No, no, no ya know he ain’t gonna die.” -Alice in Chains, Rooster  A registered nurse, a benefits consultant, a barber, a golf caddy, a psychologist, and a dietitian walk into an abandoned mattress factory and…

Earlier this week, USA Fencing released its new criteria for national championship qualification and the July challenge. The collective fencing community (myself included) scratched their heads and said: “quoi?” In order to make this information more digestible, I created the following infographic. It’s still not the most intuitive. I hope this is of use to…

Hey Redditors! This went over the 15,000 character count allowed by the page, so I’m posting here on my crappy shell of a website.  In recent weeks, I’ve been doing team-by-team reviews of the last ten years of first round drafting. So far, I’ve done: St. Louis Rams Jacksonville Jaguars Tennessee Titans New York Jets New…